I have been meaning to blog about this for a while, but never seemed to find the right moment.
This phenomenon may be exclusive to the GCC or it may be a global thing, however, here is my question.
When you buy a new or a used Lexus...does it come with a free course in "How To Be A Dickhead"? ... or is that an extra you have to pay for?
Seriously - for the past twelve months, every single moron who has done what can only be described as something jaw-droppingly dangerous and selfish has been, you've guessed it, at the wheel of a Lexus.
Check your right-hand mirror in a queue and who is blasting up the yellow line on the inside.....yep - the Lexus driver.
Who's that braking hard in the fast lane and then blocking three lines of traffic to go off at the Bowsher roundabout? You again!
Flash flash flash, "Out of my way I am in a Lexus!" - and then Jet Driver shows you what a V12 looks like as it disappears away from you.
That really does hurt, doesn't it?
I am assuming that this is some sort of "Lexus driver delusion of grandeur" with a touch of, "let me through for I am superior in my Lexus."
Well....guess what? You're not!
You're just a dickhead in a re-branded Toyota.
A heap of Japanese shite.
Plastic walnut finishings and 12 speaker Pioneer stereo system.
Crap. Cheap, middle-class delusional crap!
And by the way - at the traffic lights, stop looking over at me and nodding your head in approval at my German automotive masterpiece - you will not be getting a positive response from me, for you are sitting in a Lexus - and you're a wannabe.
Now. Go away and play with your other deluded Lexus friends, or your young apprentices.....the Maxima drivers.
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