Went to City Centre last night for a coffee, as I thought that because of the football (yawwwwwwwwwwwwn), that the place would be empty - and it was!
It was, that is, except for a more than average turn out of the posses from Mawalah, Ghubra and North & South Al-Hail y'all! Big shout out to all ma homies there!
Now, I know that I have blogged on this before, with the tattoo tights and the "Boyz From Da Wadi" stuff, but trust me.....I know about wannabe gangstas - and this is not it.
This is just like some kind of weirdo circus!
"Mall gangs" are going around City Centre all wearing the same outfits.
That's not Gangsta! That's just retarded.
Trilby Hats and plastic gem-encrusted hairbands are not Gangsta either.
And neither are shiny-spangle belts or mirror-tiled baseball caps. Retarded!
And the muppets who are driving around with the top down, blasting 50-Cent, Coolio and Snoop Dog, need to realise that those "artists" are talking about killing you!
"Wannabe Gangstahhh, put yo head in fronah ma windah, I'll pop a nine-mill in yo eyebahhhl!"
Guys, you are not black. You are not gangsta. You are not hip, trendy or fly homies. You are not "all that". And you have no bitches, dawgs!
Undercover Dragon has a terrific idea for a reality TV show:
Take a group of hard-ass, Mac 11-toting niggas from Compton or West Side.
Put them on a Lear Jet and fly them all around the world, stopping in places like Oman and the UAE, and let them observe the wannabes in action.
They then get to choose one group and bring them back to "da hood" for a month to meet the home-boys.
Some of whom, remember, have served in the Marines or lost those close to them in IEDs and attacks in Iraq and Afghanistan and are not educated enough to filter past the religion and what they have seen and heard in the media - no holds barred.
Once they get there - they is on their own!
And because "dey is cool A-rab niggas, yeah?" they'll be as safe as houses and welcomed like bruthas........right? Won't they?