Sunday, 25 October 2009

The End of Muscat Confidential

Candlelight vigils next to computer screens worldwide are in effect due to reports coming in about the the disappearance of the work-shy and gender-challenged blogger known by the pen-name Undercover Dragon.

The Dragon, owner of the Muscat Confidential blog, vanished last week in a seemingly permanent move, following various "practice" vanishings over the past eight weeks.

It is thought that a possible scam draw for rave party tickets, may have been a contributory factor in these recent events.

Anyone catching sight of the Undercover Dragon, should not approach it, as to do so may result in any number of ailments - particularly an extreme feeling of having no motivation and "nothing to blog for".

A helpline has been set up for hard-core bloggers suffering shock or withdrawal symptoms from the Muscat Confidential blog.

Trained counsellors can be contacted on 900-729373.
All calls are anonymous and confidential.

11 comments:

Angry In Oman said...

You love him! You want Dragon babies with him!

Anonymous said...

Angry in Oman to CUSH's o' i mean dragon's rescue! ;)

Jet Driver said...

Anon....

My sentiments exactly.

JD

Nadia said...

Perhaps UD & Muscat Mutterings are the same person? Or both are Cush?

In all cases, ALL THREE OF THEM are in Canada. My theory.

Jet Driver, I love your sense of humour. (just in case you're American, this is how humour should be spelled)

Cheers.


PS(Perhaps UD was kidnapped by a team of kids involved in the begging scam? Let's be creative here)

Anonymous said...

"Im not in Canada!" - dragon hehehe. . . . then some nonsense quick post just to say he's in Oman. . . ;) everytime angry in oman is going on a vacation,SURPRISE! Mrs. Dragon is going as well . . . maybe they're BFFS? hahahaha :) (just an observation, no offense meant to all those involved :D )

fred_says said...

but I thought UD was homosexual.... and that Mrs Dragon was really a bloke....

ooooh - could it be that Mrs Dragon = Cush?!

ooooh

AZ said...

Fred...

If Mrs. Dragon is Cush, UD is Angry in Oman!

Sythe said...

ooh so exciting reading all these comments....

:)

Oh, I'm not in Canada, I'm in Oman.

Nadia said...

Sythe, like we BELIEVE YOU?!! Haha

Undercover Dragon said...

News of my demise is a little premature JD... It really has just been too crazy at work and at home to make enough time for a blog...

So, no I am not Angry or Cush (lovely people tho' they seem to be), and I love the comment that I'm gay. Ms. Dragon had a good laugh at that one!

fred_says said...

uh-huh, oh yeah, keep perpetuating the myth baby ;-)